Anyway I saw the Dr today. I had 4 drains that followed me home after surgery and I managed to give 2 of them the slip while seeing the Dr. What's a drain you ask? Well I'll show you a stock picture from google cause you'd be grosed out at mine, they have stuff in them. I had four of these hanging from my lower belly area, now there are only 2.
I was gonna post the Dr's picture for you but the only one of the doc my sister took today was of his hands and his HUGE wrist watch. I mean really that watch is as big as my thighs, and well you all saw my thigh. Wait let me show you the picture of the watch, I gotta go crop it ip a little, cause no way do you wanna see my frankenstein belly fully of stitches that look like a monsters toothful smile. BRB.
Ok now see that watch, but aren't those hands handsome, Ok think INSIDE the glove, lol. Now I need to google and see if there is a picture of the doc on the Internet. Sorry BRB again. You don't mind waiting do you? Here look at this comic in the meantime...
I laughed at this because I have suddenly found myself watching these food competition shows. I mean really I am a gastric bypass patient I eat an appetizer for dinner on a good night and I am hooked on these cooking shows. It's just sad, I tell you, sad. Ok here's the Doc...
He is really handsome and looks exactly like this picture, except I noticed a few grey hairs today. I probably caused those. I am pretty sure I caused those. I go back on Thursday, I'll see if I notice anymore. I know it's a sacrafice but someone has gotta stare at the doc. LOL. Anyway if you are in the Upstate NY area and need a body makeover, he's your guy. Click on his picture to go to his website.
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Well I think I have entertained you all enough.
WAKE UP, WAKE UP
I'll sign off now and get ready for bed. I'll see you all tomorrow. Sweet dreams.
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AK
7 comments:
funny how watching those food competition shows makes you crave weird stuff: like wet hot dogs and jars of mayo. Or a 12 foot piece of sushi with 3 one foot sections of wasabi. LOL.
Sounds like you're doing good. I know you're superwoman and all, but you might want to slow down a tad. Your body is telling you to GET SOME REST!!!
Ok, I'll stop being the mom and let you live your life. LOL. Have a great day!
Look at you go! You're becoming the energizer bunny!!!!! :)
Very cute doctor, must make it all a bit easier. I'm glad you're doing so well and I really admire your courage and positive attitude!
wow your doc is hot...wait did i just say that? hahahaha lol shhh!!! I'm starting a new blog with just me in it because tim and i's life, as in things we do together, just isn't that interesting. BAHAH lol So i'm going to have a rambling one for myself too. I LOVE your blog. You're too funny. You look fabulous by the way!!!
I feel ya, it's hard to actually think of just yourself...omgosh you make me laugh though, so i'm sure you'll find something to talk about..and *ahem* itch. bahaha lol
thou shall not lustest overth thy doctor.
especially if it itches....owwwhieeeee, I'm NASTY today.
Denise - I CAN"T COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG. The button is broken. Okay, it's fine, but something inmy world is twisted. Love the blog woman!
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